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Oh dear!! Doesn't sound like it has been a lot of fun. I hope your health settles soon into a more comfortable place.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes
Jen in Oz
Thank you Jen!
ReplyDeleteNot all the symptoms I posted above are mine, thank goodness. My best friend Kim has a digestive disease (leaky gut syndrome) and so my guide dogs puppy club leader (crohn's disease), so I borrowed a few from them. But yes, on the whole this has not been the most comfortable time for me.